Ross is a fully functioning department store by day and an unstoppable idea machine by night.

If his brain short circuits, please pour coffee directly onto his head. He wears tan shirts for this exact reason. He also only owns one respectable tan shirt meant for job interviews, but it’s almost always soaked in coffee.

If you need to dispose of a dead body, you’ve come to the wrong place. Ross only specializes in growing carnivorous plants— which are great for disposing of insects—not dead bodies.

He also specializes in capturing your audience’s attention through creative copywriting and design. He is currently hungry for a snack, but a job at your company would also suffice.

He’s currently hiding above the ceiling tiles of BBDO New York stockpiling complimentary bagels for the winter.